The Girls

The Friendly Kisser
What do a huge potential NFL draft pick, a Cambodian gangster from Compton, and a hard-core hipster have in common? They've all had recent encounters with The Friendly Kisser. 

The Humble Geisha
She is a flirt. But she doesn't mean to be; it just comes naturally. And thus the men are naturally attracted, but they never have any success.

The Observer
'Nuff said.

The Heartbreaker
She can't help it. She's gorgeous. She's down to earth. She's hilarious. The men love her. Unfortunately, the feelings are seldom reciprocated.


Past writers:
The Cautious Charmer
It's been said that good things come to those who wait. That's what The Cautious Charmer is hoping for. So far? No luck.

Miss Inconsistent
She has liked a large variety of men. So, what's her type? The world may never know.


The One Timer
She goes on first dates; a lot of first dates. To be a little more specific, 40 first dates in the last few months. Do any of these go anywhere? No.