You Sneaky Sigmund!

As promised, an update on our dear friend Sigmund. Last you heard, he had devastated me with his questions concerning OTHER women. We had made it through Christmas break with the "love" still flowin, only to have him turn on me and pull the "friend" card. Here's the past three weeks in a confusing/infuriating nutshell: 

After call #2 of him asking me advice about some other chick, I decided I didn't want to live in confusion and pain. He obviously didn't like me, so I would text him and give him the quick opportunity to let me know so that I could officially move on. (Yes, I'm big on closure things like this. Without them, it takes me about 3 times longer to move on and stop analyzing everything.) However, it didn't end up being the simple closure I had imagined. He ended up coming over to talk. Coming over! That's like.. DTR status right there. We'd been on a mere 2 dates. 

We went out to his car and, long story short, he said he was super confused and feeling a wee bit uneasy. UNEASY.. key words for "I don't like you enough," right? So I went inside, had a bawl fest, and moved on. Really, I did quite well after the first initial punch in the face. 

2 WEEKS LATER. 

Sigmund calls. He wants to catch up and go to lunch on Saturday. WHAT?!? Okay, whatever. He just wants to be friends. This is "fun."

1 WEEK LATER. 

Sigmund texts me on a Friday night and wants to come hang out. What, WHAT?! 

Interspersed between these two occurances, Sigmund has been flirting and talking to me just like normal. We don't text or call as much, but when I do see him he seems to go out of his way to talk to me, trip me, poke me, or do other random silly flirty things. 

Clearly Sigmund is a confused soul. I wanted things to work out with us SO bad, only to have him shut me down with his "uneasy" line. Now, he's crawling back with one of those sneak attack moves! 

Or... is he? Cause I clearly don't understand this man. What I DO understand: I was successful enough in moving on a few weeks ago that I'm not sure how I feel about his sneak attacks. 

The One Timer: Over and Out