Dating Rules
Dating Rule #1: If you happen to meet someone who you love with every piece of your heart, don't you dare ever forget that.
Dating Rule #2: If he makes you giddy, let yourself be giddy. It doesn't happen very often and needs to be enjoyed.
Dating Rule #7: Unless you give the boy closure, he can and will take any opportunity to invite himself back into your love life!
Dating Rule #12: It is near impossible to explain to someone your feelings for them when you, yourself, don't know how you feel.
Dating Rule #13: Never force yourself to try to have feelings for someone, no matter how flattering it is to have someone like you.
Dating rule #15: If you're asking someone you are kissing if he's a tool, you most likely should not be kissing him.
Dating Rule #16: When dealing with slightly clueless men, an undercover spy is always helpful.
Dating Rule #27: If the person you are dating does not make you want to be a better person or vice versa, you probably aren't right for each other.
Dating Rule #28: The success of a date doesn't matter near as much as the thought/effort that is put in.
Dating Rule #29: When being set up on a date, make sure that the responsible party knows you at least a little bit.
Dating Rule #33: Don't forget to go to the bathroom before running on a date.
Dating Rule #37: When you're on a date, be on that date. Try your very hardest not to think of other men.
Dating Rule #38: Never take yourself too seriously, especially on dates. Your date will be one million times more fun and 50,000 times less awkward.
Dating Rule #39: Never text a conversation that needs to be in person.
Dating Rule #40: If you don't know whether a conversation needs to be in person, it needs to be in person.
Dating Rule #44: If it starts out awkward, it's going to stay awkward.
Dating Rule #47: If a boy forgets that he asked you out, it's doubtful that your date will go very well.
Dating Rule #49: When there is a boy that likes you that you aren't interested in, play dumb until you know what the heck is going on.
Dating Rule #52: Never accept a date over text unless he is the man of your dreams. Then, he could ask in any form and it's perfectly acceptable and welcomed.
Dating Rule #55: When texting your roommate about the person you like, TRIPLE check the send-to number. Your sub-conscious might accidentally send it to the very man you're texting about. This can only lead to trauma and embarrassment.
Dating rule #57: Don't suggest to the girl you are trying to flirt with that you are actually a pedophile.
Dating Rule #63: Don't ever bring another boy along when you're going to visit a "potential".
Dating Rule #67: If a pre-relationship is faced with an extended period of absence (aka Christmas Break), danger of it "fizzling out" increases by 200%.
Dating Rule # 71: Please don't be the couple that makes everyone gag when they see your awkward public displays of affection.
Dating Rule #72: Don't EVER let things fizzle with a boy who has romantic things like this up his sleeve.
Dating Rule #77: Make sure to date someone who makes you passionate, rather than passive, about life.
Dating Rule #78: When trying to be brave and show/tell a boy how you feel, your first attempt will almost always certainly fail.
Dating Rule #82: When meeting a man for a "serious" relationship talk, don't postpone the inevitable for too long. You both now why you're REALLY there.. and it's not to talk about your new class schedule.
Dating Rule #84: Don't be terrified to tell someone how you feel. Ever.
Dating Rule #91: Sometimes you must make painful sacrifices in order to avoid an extremely awkward situation.
Dating Rule #96: People generally have good intentions; give them the opportunity to explain themselves before jumping to hasty conclusions.
Dating Rule #100: Never give up.
